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Shaadi (marriage) kiya hoti hai yeh samajhney ke liye eek sciencedaan ney shaadi kar li.
Abb uss ko yeh samajh nahi aa rahi ke science kiya hai.

Aurat ki Zabaan ouur mard ki Aa(n)kh ko aaraam marney ke baid milta hai.

Aji suntey ho se ley kar
Kia bahrey ho gai ho
Ke ruhani safar ko
Shaadi kahtey hai(n).

Wife: I want in Karachi some colony or chourangi (cross road) should carry my name.
Husband: Why not. Already couple of spots carry your name.
Wife: Happily which one, where are they?
Husband: Naagin (snake) chourangi and Bhe(n)ce (buffalo) colony.

KHUTBAH E RAJA'T (DAY OF RETURNING) No doubt coming back time and time again is for me. I possess special virtues and effects of a strange nature. I am the custodian of Allah's secret and a box in which all his secrets are in safe custody. I am the Hijaab between Allah and the creation, Wajhullah, s...

It is a matter of context and audience. Nasir Khusraw himself believed in the Imam as God because he could not have written the following in his Kalame Pir. "If by any chance Hazar Imam disappears from the world even for a moment, the world would instantly collapse." 'The Imam is the Hujj...

Pir Shahbuddin did nafarmani of Imam when Imam Ja'far said not to declare but a Pir did it and quoting it in his book, is this not an act of NAFARMANI? How can the Pir do Nafarmani when he himself issues the Farmans? In the presence of Imam Pir is Samit (silent) and can not make any Farman on his o...

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in a village wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families. Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the...

Nasir-e-Khusraw in his book GUSHAYSIH WA RAHAYISH (Knowledge and Liberation) refers to group of Muslims as "Mimiya" and "Ayiniya". These two words are derived from "Meem" refer to Prophet Mohammad, and "Ayn" refer to Mowla Ali. These group of people believe th...

313 313 is an Angel Number, it is a positive message for you, filled with optimism. If you see this number often, it is a sign from your guardian angels. They are trying to communicate with you. But if you ignore your intuition, you also ignore their signs and message. Therefore, pay more attention ...

WHERE THERE IS LOVE THE HEART IS LIGHT WHERE THERE IS LOVE THE DAY IS BRIGHT WHERE THERE IS LOVE THERE IS A SONG TO HELP WHEN THINGS ARE GOING WRONG WHERE THERE IS LOVE THERE IS A SMILE TO MAKE ALL THINGS SEEM MORE WORTHWHILE WHERE THERE IS LOVE THERE IS QUITE PEACE A TRANQUIL PLACE WHERE TURMOILS C...

DROP A PEBBLE IN THE WATER AND ITS RIPPLES REACH OUT FAR AND THE SUNBEAMS DANCING ON THEM MAY REFLECT THEM TO A STAR GIVE A SMILE TO SOMEONE PASSING THERE BY MAKING HIS MORNING GLAD IT MAY GREET YOU IN THE EVENING WHEN YOUR OWN HEART MAY BE SAD DO A DEED OF SIMPLE KINDNESS THOUGH ITS END YOU MAY NOT...

LIVING IS LOVING
LOVING IS CARING
CARING IS SHARING
SHARING IS LIVING

HADITH E TARIQ Tariq bin Shihab asked: “O Ameer al-Momineen, please explain the virtues of an Imam (masoom), Ameer al-Momineen replied: “O Tariq, the Imam is the ‘Kalimat ul Allah’ word of Allah; ‘Hujat-Allah the proof of Allah; Wajh-Allah’ the direction to Allah; ‘Noor ul Allah’ the light of Allah;...

1. I believe in our Tariqa only Imam has right to interpret or give batini explanation. If I, you, he, she, or some one else interpret or give batin that will be all mess and confusion, the end result will be fighting that will go against unity and Pluralism. Yes the Imam and the Pir is responsible...

Qadi Noaman wrote his famous book Da'aim al Islam with the permission and blessings of Imam Muiz.The book was so important that by decree Imam Muiz ask followers to remember the book by heart. In the first chapter Willayah paragraph 78 Qadi Noaman has written, I quote;" Ali came across certain...

KHUDA PUCHHEY GA MAHSHAR MEY
SATAYA TUJH KO KIS KIS NEY
MAI(N) ISHAAREY SE KAH DU(N) GI
KE SAMINEY SARKAR BAITHEY HAI(N)

PREET NA KIJIO PUNCHHI JAISI
JO JAL SUKHEY URR JAAWEY
PREET KIJIO MACHHLI JAISI
JO JAL SUKHEY MAR JAAWEY

Eek bacha apney friend ko kahta hai; Patta hai, meri mummy kahti hai bhains ka dudh peeney se damaag tez hotta hai.
Dusra bacha: Teri mummy mazak karti hogi. Agar aisa hotta to bhains ka bacha engineer ya doctor hotta.

Bus mey eek teacher khari thi.
Saath wali seat se eek bacha utha aur kaha, Madam aap yaha(n) baith jao.
Teacher ney ussey chanta dey mara.
Bucchey ne kaha bhallai ka zamana nahi hai aur wapis baap ki ghodh mey baith gaya.

Mother to her 7 years old son;
Mother: Go son hug and kiss this aunti.
Son: No mama, if I hug and kiss her she can slap me as she did with daddy.

Judge: Phaansi se pahley teri aakhiri khuwaish kia hai?

Mujrim: Mera sir neechey aour pair upper karkey, pairu(n) mey rasa bhandh kar phaansi di jai.

First person: Yesterday I was beaten up by 10 goons at a time.
Second person: Then what you did?
First: I told them shame on you, come one by one.
Second: Then what happened?
First: Took a deep sigh and said, then one by one they started beating me again.

First we all believe in Imam and also we believe 'ATIULLAH WA 'ATIUR RASUL WA ULIL AMR I.E IMAM. So forefather's faith wise we are on same page, no problem. We are not on the same page because you don't accept ALI SAHI ALLAH that was used by our forefathers in their religious rites and ceremonies i...

Why Majnu kissed dog of Laila? May be he saw image of Laila in dogie. May be he wanted to be friendly with dogie to approach Laila. May be dogie could have helped him to sneak in guarded house of Laila. May be dogie could have delivered his love letter to Laila. Was Laila so beautiful? She was black...

MOWLA ALI'S SERMON KNOWN AS KHUTBAT UL WASILA (INTERCESSION) All praises are for Allah who has annihilated and curtailed sceptics so that His attributes are recognised and laid down heavy curtains (of Noor) in order to cultivate intelligence so that no one would attempt to imagine His Essence, throu...

MOWLA ALI'S SERMON KNOWN AS KHUTBAT UL WASILA (INTERCESSION) All praises are for Allah who has annihilated and curtailed sceptics so that His attributes are recognized and laid down heavy curtains (of Noor) in order to cultivate intelligence so that no one would attempt to imagine His Essence, throu...

Altaf Boolani Can you upload Azaan recited during Diamond Jubilee Celebration at Aiglemont. It was in the beginning of the Homage Ceremony and recited by Sina Mirshahi. Altaf? Some one forwarded me the above e mail, a question asked by Mr. Altaf. I am curious, can some one verify that azan was recit...

1. Enlighten me and jamaits if there are any batini secrets involve in Preamble. Preamble mentions the basic tenets of Islam and Ismailism. There is no hidden agaenda in it given by Imam. I hope the Farman below helps to understand the meaning of an esoteric tradition. "Do not forget that our ...